Our Mission
To bring Integrity and that "Coolness" back to Pickleball while creating a safe space for TRUE athletes
Our Mission
To bring Integrity and that "Coolness" back to Pickleball while creating a safe space for TRUE athletes
See Pickleball was actually “cool” at one point, a hobby where young people gathered enjoy some light competition. It was also a place where older folks could join in due to the miniature style court, meaning there was much less movement required. As Pickleball grew, people realized that they never even needed to be athletic to be “GREAT” at this wonderful game. It was so inclusive that anyone could play! This went right along with the times we live in, as I am sure you can imagine. Thats when things took a dark turn…Neighborhoods with HOA’s and 55+ yr olds started feeling athletic again. Unfortunately, with nothing better to do, they organize, multiply (like a virus), and have friends that sit on boards of HOA’s. See, most of the young people in neighborhoods don’t have time to participate in the politics of their own community, nor do they want to. To add to it, you have the wealthy middle-aged person that doesn’t work, gets their Pickleball certificate as a Pro, and “Voila”, we have an army that cannot be stopped. The interesting thing is that throughout the country, they do not just want to build new courts, they want tennis courts. It is a phenomenon so apparent, even Novak Djokovic spoke out against it. This club is here to help Pickleball return to its rightful place amongst games.
You cannot wear matching gear, no headbands with sunglasses, matching shorts w Shirts, anything looking like you are trying too hard. You will be immediately banned, at the discretion of the club management, there is no vote, you will be notified via email, and will have to join another Pickleball club
It's as simple as that...you must watch the video on the homepage. After that, you may join. That sums up Pickleball better than anything.
You must be grateful for your new Pickleball courts that you already have, and vow to not “vote” for taking any more other amenities in Mirabay in the name of Pickleball
If you are not a former athlete, that is okay, but you must take the Vow of EMPC, during the sign in process, basically stating, “I will never think I am cool for playing Pickleball, I just enjoying playing with my friends”
All kids are welcome (they don’t have that “Pickleball Stigma”) yet
At Elite Mirabay Pickleball Club, we started with the goal of stopping the Pickleball mind virus and getting the game back to just fun, we are committed to stopping the removal of traditional facilities simply for the purpose of pickleball. No more stealing Tennis and Basketball courts!
Our team is made up of experienced professionals who are former athletes that have no prior experience in pickleball but play amongst the best Pickleball players every week.
Coming Soon! Possible sponsorships from the largest pickleball manufacturers you can imagine.
Keep coming to our site for more information!
It's going to be HUGE
There is one circumstance, because we are forgiving. You must publicly acknowledge your sneakiness, and you may join and apologize. Except for people that put a flag with their surname on their boat, you are banned for life....and the next life.
No, never. You will be immediately banned from EMPC
No, your wife's boyfriend is playing a much more difficult game, and needs to concentrate.
That is a HUGE no. You are all banned for life as well as your wives and their boyfriends.
We will be coming up with ideas for T Shirts in the future.
LOL, come on. Are you really going to pay to be in a neighborhood pickleball club?
NO, you greedy zombie. We have our courts, you just have to go in the middle of the day when the other clubs are napping
If you played any sport, for any duration of time in your life, you will be fine
While its possible, i wouldn't count on it. Most tennis players secretly hate pickleballers whether they tell us or not
Your favorite tennis players get PAID, durrr. That is why. That is the only reason, no matter what they say. Haven't you learned from FAKE news already?
No, they are all plastic, and you overpaid, you should've to just ordered from Temu. And don't try to tell anyone "bigger isn't better".
Absolutely, this not about Pickleball itself, it is simply a response to the mind virus that is spreading along with it. You sir/mam are welcome when you carry this immunity. This site is not about you. :)
See our new courts, we left basketball alone and took us some new tennis courts!
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